We're not sure how this started anymore. The important thing is: The tradition continues!
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Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:44:31 pm
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:45:17 pm
"Here at 20Twenty [Student Ministries] we believe in Presexual Marriage... Yeah you'll figure that one out over lunch..."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:46:28 pm
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:47:03 pm
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:48:05 pm
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:49:08 pm
"I made up a race and wiped 'em out, all in the same paragraph."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:49:38 pm
"Well, I'm white and noisy...I'm white noise!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:50:08 pm
"Well I'm not exactly the sharpest monkey in the cookie jar."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:50:48 pm
"I think we should take a romantic detour down Kitchen Appliances."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:51:12 pm
"Yeah, I am not as dumb as I think I look."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:51:38 pm
They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards it plays satanic messages - that's nothing, if you play it forward, it installs Windows.
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:52:07 pm
"Aw that's goin' in the quote thread."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:54:14 pm
"I love stupid people, they feed me."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:54:52 pm
"You're like a counseling center that walks and has a sense of humor."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:55:37 pm
Your face is confusing."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:55:59 pm
"Awwww. He looks like he's takin a crap. Isn't it cute?"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:56:25 pm
"Oh man that is awesome, I am gunna write it down....or at least tell one other person!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:56:48 pm
"I've just never watched anyone eat cream cheese like a banana"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:57:10 pm
"'We're adorableness squared!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:57:40 pm
"I wonder if I have all my work clothes with me." *looks at Mountain Dew bottle* "Yep."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:58:15 pm
"But I'm assigned here, I can't just get up and leave..."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:58:39 pm
"God doesn't call for ability, He calls for availability!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:59:03 pm
"Quiet! I'm a pocket sized fan club."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:59:33 pm
"If I got you, you'd be hilarious."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 01:59:54 pm
"I'm actually pretty tall for my short."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:00:49 pm
"Ya I met her around mid Jalune."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:01:11 pm
"Hey Ross, did you get the disembowel-movement yet?"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:01:29 pm
"Oh yeah I forgot we had a freezer!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:01:54 pm
"Lasgun with laser-sight = twin-linked Lasgun."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:02:33 pm
"I work in customer service...I'm naturally frightened of the Human race"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:02:57 pm
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:03:19 pm
"I don't steal my friends bananas."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:03:43 pm
"I'm sorry mom but it seems you have caught a terminal case of old."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:04:15 pm
"How did a grande white mocha become a soggy toad in a cup?"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:05:36 pm
"You don't normally see this much awesome in nature."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:06:06 pm
"That would be Anarchy, which really wouldn't really be that bad, considering the number of members we have...it would be more like a bar fight."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:06:31 pm
"John is like....John knows." ~SpikeyHare, long story
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:06:56 pm
"There are close friends...and then there are a accident prone friends." ~ SpikeyHare
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:07:28 pm
"You people make me suck!" ~SpikeyHare
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:07:55 pm
My Brother: Pooping Yahoos are never good
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:08:16 pm
The most dangerous words in the English language are, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:08:59 pm
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:10:29 pm
Me: No! I wanna' make it! I think its fun!
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:11:08 pm
TSN: Ya so RN's gettin' a chinchilla.
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:11:28 pm
"You're the realest imaginary friend I've ever had."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:11:49 pm
"There are some things you just shouldn't do and climbing into the dryer is one of them."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:12:15 pm
Manager: "It looks like fun but your not being very productive."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:12:31 pm
Spike: "I still have my glasses on...where are my pants?"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:12:49 pm
RG: "Plus you're cute, so people can just look at you and be happy."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:13:10 pm
"Well, I'm whispering sweet nothings in my baby's mic port so she'll keep going like she is."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:13:35 pm
Spike: "I have my moments, they usually end up in the quote thread."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:13:53 pm
"So this one time we saddled up one of my cows..."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:14:36 pm
Me: I quote my boss: "He's a black dog sheep"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:15:29 pm
Friend: excuse me a moment, I have an invisible man to beat
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:15:49 pm
Coworker: "I just shrunk Patrick Stewart's head!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:16:25 pm
"sorry, your power does not allow for time to be sped up, only slowed down, if you have a complaint or concern about your newly acquired power, please email us at [email protected]"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:16:51 pm
Me: Hey, hey, guns don't kill people
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:17:37 pm
"It has three eyes, a two mouths, a couple legs and is also known as a sign of Apocalypse...and if it sees you, It WILL kill you. In fact, I don't even know if it exists, because I've never seen one...if I had, I would be dead!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:17:58 pm
Brother: "Hey, it's festive intoxication..I'm minty fresh"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:18:21 pm
Coworker 1: Yay! Beer!
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:18:38 pm
"When the coffee stands up in the cup, its no longer coffee...its pudding." ~ Me, trying to explain to the salesmen how to make coffee
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:18:59 pm
"But just the toasted, I don't know what untoasted english muffins sound like." ~ TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:19:21 pm
Me: "Ok, I am here"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:19:56 pm
Me: "No, I don't want you to die an explosion."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:20:24 pm
Prayer is a wartime walkie-talkie, not a domestic intercom for ringing up the butler to change the thermostat.
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:21:59 pm
"We shall call it the naked hamster!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:22:22 pm
"Hey look! A Light House! Wait, how did they . . . ohhh right, A boat!"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:22:44 pm
"Stop being white!!!!" ~ Tarwen in response to the page not loading
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:23:16 pm
TSN "Pluto is a proto-planet"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:26:21 pm
"Don't take out the mailbox." ~ TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:26:43 pm
"I can hear you smile..."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:27:16 pm
"I'm pretty sure you brought your brain to work today, so I don't have to remind you..."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:27:34 pm
"I try not to wear my holes with jeans in them."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:27:54 pm
"Denver doesn't even want to be in Denver" ~Spike
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:28:20 pm
After looking at the weather conditions:
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:28:42 pm
"He has a Futon in his fridge. Er wait..." ~ Tarwen
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:29:13 pm
"Oh now its a water boat. Wait, that's a normal boat."-TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:29:42 pm
Brother: "It glows all purpley-orange."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:30:35 pm
TSN: "Wanna go to best buy?"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:30:58 pm
Me: "But he would have to be a country."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:31:36 pm
Me: "I hate you. You're a jerk, and I hate you "
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:31:53 pm
"I'm killing everything that comes to me cuz I'm awesome, but it's still annoying" -TSN playing WoW
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:32:13 pm
"I hear the tribal drums of posting!" ~ Spike, regarding listening to me post via web chat.
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:32:28 pm
"Thats the wrong outside!!!!"-TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:32:48 pm
"Busy, minimize, PUNCH!"- TSN, he's so fun to quote
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:33:16 pm
"Let's see here...Yep, it's a bed! Your furniture-stalking skills are without equal, hunter!" ~ Tutorial message from Monster Hunter Tri
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:33:48 pm
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:34:07 pm
"I'm reading the Odyssey. It's like a Greek soap opera!" ~ My sister
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:34:28 pm
"Yeah, but I'm not good at drawing bald and screaming." ~ RG on drawing space marines.
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:34:42 pm
"It'll be done in a minute, or 15 seconds which ever comes first."
SpikeyHare
1/1/2013 02:35:12 pm
Akwkitty: I think you need new shoes.
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:35:30 pm
"I'm going to make a computer out of gum and tape, and I shall call it...Macintosh." ~ TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:35:50 pm
"Well you know the p in vcr...wait there's no p in vcr, never mind." -TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:36:07 pm
"I'm coming, I'm punching wildlife on my way there." TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:36:22 pm
"Why am I pulverizing these jolly ranchers?"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:36:57 pm
Tarwen: "what are you gonna do when Spike lives here and we live that way?" *points towards OR"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:37:28 pm
"Oh, I absolutely hate these questions. Why would I care how far the canary has flown when the two cars collide after starting out at different speeds?" ~ akwkitty
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:37:47 pm
"I spawned a Ross"-TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:38:20 pm
*in a whiny childish voice* "My hot pocket is pooping.." -TSN
thesuperiorninja
1/1/2013 02:39:07 pm
"Do you think this would be good without chicken?" - Tarwen
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:39:25 pm
lost some hair in the window"-TSN
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:40:12 pm
"You're con huevos!" -tsn
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:40:44 pm
"I'm not a big fan of facial hair but...you have to take that beard seriously." ~Tarwen
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:41:12 pm
"There I cleaned the twisty tie"-tsn
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:41:31 pm
"My license doesn't expire till after the end of world...2015" - TSN said in a causal tone.
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:41:49 pm
"Ahh my jello!!! It's meaty!"- My lovely husband...TSN.
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:42:06 pm
RG walks into our room to see TSN holding his keyboard..
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:42:27 pm
"Science is easy, making people believe it is science is hard."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:42:45 pm
"Embrace the hot. Ow!!" ~ RG
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:43:01 pm
"You put it in the oven, and then you win!" ~ Epic Meal Time
addie
1/1/2013 02:43:46 pm
Ross: "We're not cuddling yet."
SpikeyHare
1/1/2013 02:44:08 pm
Addie: "These weren't that big when I started dating you."
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:44:27 pm
"That's right, something boos me so I snuggle it." ~ RG
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:44:51 pm
*wakes up to find a gun, knife (props for the RE games), and a Resident Evil game at the foot of my bed* "I spawned weapons and Resident Evil game in my sleep?"~ me.
thesuperiorninja
1/1/2013 02:45:14 pm
"I'll never use toilet paper in anger again." ~ Unknown
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:45:45 pm
"Man, I hate it when my face turns into a colon." ~ RG
thesuperiorninja
1/1/2013 02:49:21 pm
"Oh god, I'm the future." ~ Tarwen
thesuperiorninja
1/1/2013 02:49:52 pm
"I don't 'ish' my times." ~ Lady Dangeresque
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:50:10 pm
"I'm not flashing. I'm just hot." ~ Me
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:50:35 pm
Jessica Rabbit: "Oh, no. Where's Roger?"
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:50:53 pm
"I mean, I know we have robots, but....robots! You know I mean?" ~RG
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:51:10 pm
"Ugh can I hold the baby now? This cup is sooo heavy!" -Ninja
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:51:25 pm
"Huh, smells like cocktail sauce" -Ninja...after farting. *sigh*
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:51:43 pm
"I can't see how you can say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence." -Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory
SpikeyHare
1/1/2013 02:52:05 pm
"I'm drinking like an under-geared healer." ~ Addie about how much caffeine she had to drink to stay awake.
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:52:27 pm
"What is your deodorant?"-TSN
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:52:44 pm
"I am not putting my pork chops in a cup!" ~ My sister.
Jenny
1/1/2013 02:53:06 pm
Referring to Warhammer models...
addie
1/1/2013 02:53:19 pm
"Waking up sucks." Spikeyhare
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:53:36 pm
"Never mind, you don't get the sticky flux." -Ninja
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:53:55 pm
"Super heroes can't have 'it depends' powers." ~Andy
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:54:26 pm
"The zombies were on the roof, hoping to avoid the plants; but alas! Terra Potta!" ~ My Husband
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:54:55 pm
"Came to the Raccoon City? It should be 'came to Raccoon City'"-TSN
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:55:21 pm
"It's not my fault steroids make you windy."-Ninja.
Lady Dangeresque
1/1/2013 02:55:56 pm
"What? I know the sound of bunnies." ~ Romantic Gunslinger
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:56:20 pm
"Planet of the Crepes. Mmmm." -Ninja......who else?
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:56:34 pm
"But wrinkles don't crumb!"- Ninja
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:56:50 pm
"I can't, my eyes are turned off and I can't see."- Ninja
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:57:07 pm
"Random stab. Hey chicken! Nom nom nom" - Ninja... who else?
Tarwen
1/1/2013 02:57:25 pm
"I know we have more Dingus Eggs!"-Ninja.
Tarwen
8/30/2013 08:58:23 pm
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